The 20 Best Things About Being Single!

1. “You can have male friends without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.”

2. “You can finally see all the good videos — the romantic, cheesy films.”

3. “You don’t have to deal with anyone’s grumpy, moody personalities.”

4. “You can spend as much time as you want with your family and nobody’s lip will drag the ground.”

5. “You don’t have anyone saying: you are not going to wear that, are you?”

6. “There is no one putting you on a tiny pedestal that you can fall off of at any moment, unless you are focusing on your balance all day long.”

7. “You don’t have to stroke the fragile male ego.”

8. “No needless exposure to foulness, burping and so on.”

9. “You are not accountable to anyone: you are free to do whatever you please. No need to explain where you are going and when you’ll be back!”

10. “You can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.”

11. “No more checking with someone to see if ‘it’s okay’ to tell someone yes or no to an invitation. You can accept on the spot.”

12. “You can be happy with who you are, not who he wants you to be.”

13. “If you are depressed or mad at the world for a few minutes, you don’t have to worry about having your ‘outlook on life’ analyzed.”

14. “You can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, or whatever) without being asked, ‘What do you need that for?’ “

15. “You can eat garlic or onions without a second thought about breath mints.”

16. “You don’t have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.”

17. “No one is going to get insulted when you spend the day at the beach checking out the lifeguards!”

18. “You can spend your paycheck on what you want.”

19. “You don’t have to worry if he will or won’t call.”

20. “No more arguments about things you can’t explain.”

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