Social Resumes!

After a long argument with my friends at work about relationships and marriage, I came up with this “crazy” idea! I will tell you about it and I would love to see what you think!
Well, it is the normal procedure to send your resume to a job you are applying to. I am sure all of you did it if not once, then many times. I know I did!
In our CV, we mention our names, contact info, date of birth, then we go deeper into our education, work experiences, hobbies, skills, references, etc…
Now, this is where my crazy idea sprung! Why don’t we all, females and males, apply the same procedure to our social, relationship- related lives!
I mean, whether we are trying to be someone’s friends or trying to enter their hearts, why don’t we decrease the percentage of getting rejected later on in the relationship by preparing our own detailed “romance” or friendship” resumes, which we give to the other party as soon as there is interest and just wait for them to review them and tell us what they think?

My idea of a “Romance Resume” can include the following details:

1. The usual: date of birth, horoscopes (many believe in them), name, place of birth, religion and nationality!
2. The name and description of each guy/girl that person dated.
3. The “type” of fights you had.
4. The reason of breaking up.

5. The current status of the heart: broken, healing, dead!

Well, it can be more detailed as you know, depending on the type of relationship you are opting for! If it is just for fun, for example, you need to lessen the amount of info you give and so on…

I know many of you will think: Is she insane?

Well, think about it, how many beautiful and almost perfect relationships were destroyed due to “insufficient data”! 🙂

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4 Responses to Social Resumes!

  1. zeezazoo says:

    :Dnice one beebeei liked it… really…but after all, it is insane 😀 😀 cuz simply, the beauty of relations is when the guy or the girl starts finding out things about one another with each day they meet or talk… and when do u know that this guy or girl is good for you?! when u see that the things they r finding out about u r not a problem to them and they didn't make them think in a different way about u or think bad about u and start using them against u….so, if u need a good healthy relation, u need to be honest and say everything without feeling afraid… cause after all, this is u and this is how u live… if he/she doesn't like u after knowing these things about u, then they r not the ones for u… u should start searching from the begining until u can find someone who would love u the way u r the u love him/her the way he/she is…

  2. Sam Am says:

    bee this is a great idea! although it can't be applied (imagine a typical guy's resume 🙂 i always had an idea that was similar to it: a website where people place themselves for ranking. i personally have the problem of not being able to approach females (because, understandably, females don't welcome the advances of a potential a..hole). now, in the website, i would post my name, interests, picture, but most importantly, the ratings from people i know! so you can have friends, enemies, ex-gf's, all rate me. that way the ladies can know exactly how good or bad i am 🙂

  3. Anonymous says:

    bee this is a great idea! although it can't be applied (imagine a typical guy's resume 🙂 i always had an idea that was similar to it: a website where people place themselves for ranking. i personally have the problem of not being able to approach females (because, understandably, females don't welcome the advances of a potential a..hole). now, in the website, i would post my name, interests, picture, but most importantly, the ratings from people i know! so you can have friends, enemies, ex-gf's, all rate me. that way the ladies can know exactly how good or bad i am 🙂

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